MICK DUNDEE'S TIPS FOR SURVIVING THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK: What do you do if a crocodile attacks? "I'd hypnotize it. Anyone else should run in a zig-zag as crocs can only run fast in a straight line." Tricks for starting a fire? "Matches. Or else get two twigs and rub them together very, very hard. You won't start a fire but it'll keep you warm doing all that rubbing." Venous spiders. How do you approach them? "Very carefully. The big ones are edible once you get rid of the poison. They taste like chicken. That's what the bushmen say. But according to them, everything tastes like chicken." What do you do if you run out of food and water? "Find a McDonalds. They're everywhere."			REVIEWS: "Cheerful silliness, both jaunty and painless." Empire "...surprisingly entertaining? An easy-going piece of family entertainment." Total Film "...Hogan manages to see the funny side of himself and the circumstances he finds himself in...the man himself has a rugged charm that is hard to dislike." The Mirror REVIEW THIS FILM>>